Archive for June, 2009

Hot prison pals and fish inside a willy wacker.

June 16, 2009

This reminds me of every forward I have ever gotten from my aunt or mother:

In case of emergency, break out the bacon assault rifle: 

 

 

I knew Chewbacca was a giving wookie.

 

And the swine flue jokes just keep on pouring in: 

swine flu affects us all by lvs2ridehorses.

I hope they make this product in adult sizes:

 

Okay, enough with the pictures. Here is what you are really after, bizarre internet links.

At first I thought this was fake, but after reading through the website, these prisoners are super real:

HotPrisonPals.com — Meet the pen pal of your dreams here. You’ll be glad you did!.

Hopefully they won’t hunt me down and kill me for mocking their website. 

Also, I knew there was a reason that I didn’t like fish:

Fish found in boys willy whacker | The Courier-Mail. The boy was just minding his own business, and then bamn! The fish swims right up no man’s land. 

Missing shoes? Maybe this fox has your shoes: Fox steals more than 100 shoes – Yahoo! News

And in not a surprise at all news, bears are starting to take over the world: The Three Bears? Try 163,000 … and counting – Yahoo! News

I am surprised I haven’t heard more about this on the Colbert Report…

And lastly, horrifying news. Seriously. Only read at your own risk: Blind Bakersfield boy: ‘Daddy ate my eyes’

Zombie Outbreaks and Penguin Poop

June 3, 2009

I may enjoy my job, but in case of a zombie outbreak, it is clear that i would need a new one. Well apparently here are the choices: Jobs in Zombie Outbreak – Zombie Survival & Defense Wiki. 

The site also has some good advice on how to survive, and what to eat in case of a zombie out break.

This video here reminds me of all the Andy Samberg videos, except it is soley about food, and done by 20-somethings. How lovely: YouTube – InTheBoxPresents’s Channel . I’ve definitely felt the way they do about food, and who hasn’t shared their undying love for bacon?

Or maybe you would prefer a food court musical? :YouTube – Food Court Musical

And in big video game news, Microsoft is going to release an add-on product to their XBOX 360’s called Natal, where you don’t even need a controller to play video games. if that isn’t revolutionary, I don’t know what is!  You can read about it here: Microsoft will make Xbox games without controllers – CNN.com

 And Sony is trying to imitate the Wii’s success as well: Sony, Nintendo unveil game offerings at E3 – CNN.com

In even better news: Search Google and Wikipedia at the Same Time With Googlepedia Browser Add-on – washingtonpost.com.

I’ve always dreamed of such technology, and now it has finally arrived. Thank you google and wikipedia!

 

Lastly, in the most interesting article title I have ever read:

Scientists track penguin poop from space – CNN.com.