Squeeze bacon and eating animals

This is either the best product, or worst product in the market today : ThinkGeek :: Squeez Bacon®


Would someone be willing to try it for me and let me know how it goes? Thanks a million. I just can’t get up the nerve to try any bacon product that doesn’t need to be refrigerated. 

Also, it is pretty crazy to live in NJ. Only here will men try to rob liquor stores, and then cry about it when they fail : Man cries after attempt to rob liquor store fails.

At least we’re better than Romania. They’re considering legalizing incest: FOXNews.com – Romania Eyes Legalizing Consensual Incest . Gross.

Since I’ve just grossed you out ( as if incest and squeezable bacon weren’t bad enough), here is a video of a pelican eating a pigeon : YouTube – The Original Pelican Eats Pigeon. Or if that doesn’t float your boat, have you ever seen a turtle eat a pigeon? Well you will now : YouTube – Turtle Eating Pigeon!!! or a cow eating a duck: YouTube – Cow Eats A Duck . And only because you’ve already lost your appetite for the day: YouTube – Komodo Swallows Pig . 

Lastly, in case you though iRobot was too unrealistic: Video – The Robot Violinist 

Sure the robot is only playing a violin in this video, but once they’re smart enough to play a violin, why couldn’t they be smart enough to take over humanity?


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