Snowmen war

January 25, 2010

I have never had a video remind me so much of my college days as this one : Snowmen wars . I knew those plow people were heartless monsters. They were clearly declaring WAR.

DSCF3089Large.jpg image by gtruk

I have many reasons for forgoing my French learnings in High School, and switching to German. I think this video from a French classroom pretty much sums up all of those reasons for me though: Teacher’s present.

Here’s a comic with Pterodactyl and Grizzly Bear Love. What’s not to like?

Here’s a sneak peak of the above:

Last, but not least. In case your girlfriend has been unkind to you in the months leading up to Valentine’s Day, here is the ultimate gift to exact revenge on her: Dissolving Bikini . I guess this company took the same approach as all American Car companies, and just sped up the rate of attrition.


January 7, 2010

Here are some pictures I have been looking at recently:

Panda Party!!!

I have seen bears playing in person before, but this takes the cake.

I like when people design pictures just to mess with your mind’s perception of things. For example:

If I had seen santa performing stunts like these when I was little, maybe I would have believed in christmas too!

And if I ever decide I need one of those decals for the back of my car, I finally found one I like better than the Jesus fish Darwin one.

( Here’s the pic in case you don’t know what I am talking about)Darwin Fish Lapel Pin

And the new winner:

Happy Holidays

December 26, 2009

I guess it is that time of the year, so I will also spread some holiday cheer. So here it is:

Ringing of the Bells (Muppet Style)

Also Tyler Hansbrough looks like Beeker:

In case you haven’t seen any videos where an engineer synchronizes his X-mas lights to local radio stations or other music, here is a good one.

Or if you’d prefer to see one with 6.5 million views on youtube, had a Miller Lite commercial, and was the first one I had ever seen: Dance Dance.

Lastly, here is the greatest christmas decoration I have ever seen ( a picture of that is). But unfortunately they had to take it down. In case you’d like to read why they had to take it down.

Booze Donuts

December 20, 2009

How long will it be before we steal this idea and make some of these booze donuts in America? In Israel they have started selling Sufganiyot (Jelly Donuts sold mostly around Hannukah time) with Vodka infused in them!

Booze Donuts

I know a Husky who loves you

November 19, 2009

7 million hits. No not my website. But there is a youtube video I had not seen until this week that got seven million hits. It is a video of a Husky saying I love you. I knew Scooby Doo wasn’t the only dog that could talk. Talking Husky.

Google. It is no secret how much I love thee. However; I do think the autocomplete for your google search could use some work. How often are we the victim of typing in something perfectly normally, and google assumes that we are looking for something gross like monkey porn (I sware I was just typing monkey poop). Anyhow, there is now a website that has a a good compilation of googles hilarious autocompletes.

Things To Wish On Your Worst Enemy

Hilarious. Find more here: HERE . Also I’ve learned how to use alt-text on the hyperlinks. Scroll over above if you don’t believe me.

Despite grinding my teeth while sleeping, apparently I am not stressed out enough or at all because mosquitos attack me all the fricken time. It seems that mosquitos will not attack people that are emitting chemicals related to stress, because they think these animals/ people may be diseased or ill. Read more about this natural mosquito repellant. I’ll just have to install some booby traps around the house to increase my stress level.  Think the guy from SAW is available to redecorate my room?

Sure I laugh when people fall. Who doesn’t? Well if you like to watch people fall as well, I found yet another blog that is way better than mine: Way Better. Oh, and did I mention all the videos of people falling, are fat people? Yes there is a special place in Hell with my name on it, but please admit that you guys like i too. Of course it is aptly named, so you knew what you were in for.

And don’t think they won’t want revenge……. because they will.


And last but not least (in memory of the phillies and their near miss of their second championship), here is a Phillies fan who can’t even tie his shoes yet: Phillies faithful

More stuff to get

November 1, 2009

Paint by numbers was never this much fun when I was a kid:

Although I believe this is one piece of artwork my parents would actually throw away if I made it for them.

Another product that I most definitely need (If I move to a country that actually has hummingbirds of course is this:


It is a helmet with a built in bird feeder that will let you come face to face with hummingbirds (In case that wasn’t already blatantly obvious based on the picture above). If you’d like to read more about it : Helmet Feeder

Unfortunately they only make really weird products like this in Asia:

Boobs Mouse Pad

I guess I would also settle for a butt mouse pad……. and I just found one:


It’s too bad that anime girls give me the willies.

Toxicity on a Violin? Bacon that lasts 10 years

October 14, 2009

I didn’t believe for a second that this could be done, but it sounds really fricken awesome.  Here is a video of girls covering toxicity by System of a Down with two (electric) violins and a drum set. Sure  you are assuming it is going to suck too, but it’s really awesome. Give it a listen to here: Toxicity with violins.

If you’re looking for something a little bit more extreme than violin play, how about pimping your eyeballs? Soccer fans, check this out:

Eye Candy

Or if you want to see a video of how they can put little pieces of jewelry in your eye balls, check this out: Jeweleye .  If you can make it through the whole video, than you are a lot tougher than I am.

But here is the end result:

On a less scary note, here’s something to ponder: What if people ate bacon the way they drink alcohol?

This: Bacon Binge

Sure it might end up ok if you’re eating deep friend bacon, but what if you were eating this Bacon: Bacon Good for 10 years!

And last but not least, here is the goat that yells like a man: Goatman

Banana Injector

August 31, 2009

I know you are looking at this picture and thinking “why the heck would I want that?”. The answer is that this little device is a banana injector. It Cores the inside of bananas, and then fills that core with ice cream. Or if ice cream isn’t your thing, i guess it could also technically fill it with Chocolate Syrup, Peanut Butter, or maybe even marshmallow fluff. To read more about it:

Banana Injector

It has been patented, yet no one has bought the patent yet. There should be one of these babies in every kitchen.

Boobs and Bears

August 27, 2009

In case you missed it this weekend, last Sunday was  National Go Topless Day (Don’t you put these things in your calendar?) Their argument is a pretty good one:


I agree that the mega dude on the left should have to wear a shirt, and that the lady on the left should have the choice of top or not. Unfortunately that is not how public decency works. Although I did learn from this day that  if you are topless in form of protest, that you cannot be arrested.  It must be “lewd” nudity to get you arrested.

If you want to read more about this noble cause, click as follows: Go Topless

In other “bare” news: Bears. See them doing awesome things on ice at the circus: Circus Bear

Or see them play hockey against each other: Hockey Bears

I just want to teach bears to snuggle and not eat me. These guys really went above and beyond in their bear training.

Speaking of Bears, here is an interview with one of my new heroes: Jeopardy guy

The College Humor guys interviewed him for doing this on Jeopardy:

How heroic. They didn’t even catch it! I tried writing my name like a schlong, but failed miserably.

Lastly, in case you’ve been sleeping too soundly the past week, here is something else to give you the heebie jeebies.  Robots have the ability to form human-like societies under laboratory settings. I knew iRobot was Non-fiction. Robo societies.

Video Game Fossils

August 11, 2009

More stuff I “need”:

Dexteludicrum repuerasco (grey)

That’s right, it is a fossilized Gameboy. I guess I would also settle for a fossilized SNES or Playstation. Luckily those are also available if I desire them enough:

Christopher Locke’s Heartless Machine – Modern Fossils.

For a mere 25 – 200$ these artifacts can be yours. Now if only I can find a website to sell me a full size Velociraptor fossil….